i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
you went up to him and asked if you could have "friend sex." He looked like a 7 year old on christmas morning
his dick got so hard in his pants and it broke his zipper
I just want you to know IcyHot in the ear is weird. Don't ask.
The amount I want to die right now is not proportionate to the level of fun I had last night. Not fair.
Seriously. My vagina. Can we talk about it? It's gonna jump off this treadmill and devour my trainer.
I was mid hand job and stopped me because he wanted to "connect" which meant putting his thumb in between my eyebrows and a hand over my heart and closing our eyes...
if i ever wake up in the morning and don't feel a boner in my asscrack then this relationship is over
Okay, so when I go to meet your grandma, let's do a quick cum check to we don't have another "what's that on your face?" situation.
I wouldn't call us friends exactly. Honestly I just hang out with him so I can hit on his girlfriend. They won't last long, and I'll be there to pick up the scraps
He described his sex dream about me using only emojis
My girlfriend is so strong now. Like on the one hand its kind of hot because she can pin me down during sex, but on the other hand she picked me up and carried me bridal style at the company bbq.
Damn him and his beautiful face and body and penis.
he told me he had a gf and in the very next sentence asked if I wanted to have sex.
Nate is still in lock up because when the cop informed me he'd shit his pants in the squad car I declined to post bail.
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