You're a womanizer and a bitch.
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
Another night, another sound of my neighbor almost having an orgasm.
And she used to have such long ones. Sad.
I don't understand why everytime I fuck his bestfriend he seems more interested in me...
I'm pretty sure you called me last night and screamed that she was force-feeding you a bagel.
another part of my inner child died when i emptied my crayon bank for dollar beer night.
he told me he could still feel the blowjob i gave him last year
wow. THAT good huh
He also gave me two gold stars for sex. On my nipples.
Hey you remember last Super Bowl when I sent you a pic of my testicles? Memories...
YOU'RE CHANGING THE SUBJECT. I CAN BLOW SOMETHING UP OR I CAN TELL HIM YOU LOVE HIM, BUT ONE OF THE TWO IS BOUND TO HAPPEN
Somehow she is more off limits now than when she was his girlfriend
Jesus tap dancing Christ rock out with your cock out is supposed to be just an expression. And even if it weren't no one wants pics bro.
I shouldn't have to tell you to stop throwing knives at me.
i woke up wearing a life jacket, holding on to a footlong hotdog, and had on a mr. hustle 1995 shirt on
good night
I’m going to hump him until his teeth hurt and then I’m going to have my way with him
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