Smith looks like a guy that goes on a lot of first dates
Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
Girl in front of me has spent the class alternating between playing farmville and the tiffany's website looking at engagement rings. Every once in a while she holds her hand up to the screen.
She doesn't deserve the breathe the same air that we do.
She just bought a cow and we've moved on to looking at wedding dresses.
Fuck men. I'm going to go eat a package of cookie dough and get fat. I hope I die of salmonella.
he payed over $300 just to break into the hotel pool and skinny dip alone for 5 minutes and then peace in a cab. and all he had to say for himself was "gotta go swimming, gotta live life"
where do u find these people!?
There appears to be a lake on my nightstand. As usual, I should not be considered a suspect. Together, we will find out who did this.
You then proceeded to tell me how good of a cook you were and put raw cookie dough in the champagne.
A reason for us to be drunk all week National Singles Week
she just called me the flavor packet to her ramen noodles. get me the fuck out of here.
They better not charge my debit card for what you peed on.
I'm mortified. After he finished, he turned to me and said,"So, what did you think of my mom?" WTF Please tell me he was not wondering about that while he was going down on me!!!
He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
Why wake up next to a guy when you can wake up next to a bag of chips and not have to worry about what kind of std you might've caught
I have a 30 minute video visit blind date tonight with a guy in prison. And it's costing me $9. ROCK... BOTTOM...
Just used the word fistfucking in a serious conversation with my professor in front of the class, while making an appropriate and valid point. Win.
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