Don't you send me to vm
My professor really needs to stop abbreviating. I'll never remember what "Fun. Anal. Trade-offs?" means when i study.
doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
Contrary to what I yelled at them last night, it turns out campus police CAN arrest people...
my dad's beating me at drinking again. No matter what i do I can't win.
so its official, girls can see a boner through my snuggie.
Soooo, if his status went from married to single and he deleted all the pictures of his kids does that mean he's up for dibbs?
trying to line up a DD for St Pats Day. i guarantee i will put out. or puke and pass out. really its 50/50 at this point.
I'm petty sure you said "hold on let me make my nipples hard, they look better"
Don't stress. That was a joke. I'd trust my pets with no one else. Accidents happen. Sometimes things go smoothly when you help a neighbor out and sometimes you electrocute their fish. Life is funny that way.
Only ESPN could find the two ugly girls from a school in Florida
After we hooked up he started to cry and called his mom and told her he wanted to marry me
I will pepper spray him so fast I don't even care
I'm so sad at the lack of dick in my life I am going to get sauced and make rice krispy treats
Randomize
