I would make tea from her tampons just to see her tits
Her name starts with A and ends with whore.
I mean. If you don't have time I understand, but my dick doesn't.
Dude i'm seriously thinking about his nipples.
You kicked in the door when she was blowing him. You dont remember do you?
Hey, remember when Hot Stuff played in the back of the ambulance? Or no, cause of your concussion...
you started petting my head and said "there there, majestical unicorn. it won't be long before we get you back to neverland."
I just gave her a sobriety test in the middle of the baking aisle.
And the results, officer?
She's fucked.
Im in my back seat in my own drive way with two beers left to shotgun and watching the sunrise. Am I over her yet?
Would it be playing god to put spaghetti on my pizza?
Nick's drunk off his ass and Kyle just Texted me and all he said was "butt pirates from space".
Well shit, I would've slept with him if I knew he was gonna be in the draft.
You yelled "Everybody!!! Round of applause to Jill for not doing anal!!" Right in front of him.
My neighbors are white girl rapping to Hamilton again...
It's barely past noon, how am I already talking about double penetration
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