I felt weird they were both staring at me waiting for the scoop on how your vagina felt.
It's sore actually
spending the week with her family was quite possibly the longest ive ever gone without having a boner
No period for spring break; use this wisely.
its a saturday night. im home alone watching legally blonde, eating week old birthday cake and drinking milk out of the carton. so yeah im doing real well
You are the sheppard guiding my vagina away from horrible decisions.
I just watched a woman in a full wedding dress and veil walk out of the chinese buffet...I no longer believe I have a problem, and am afraid I am underdressed.
We crashed a rave, threw glitter all over Gay Dan and the bartender, broke a chandelier and called ourselves the Kings of Neon.
The condition was that I had to eat her out to Beethoven
Happy 4th. Did you guys get your syphilis thing taken care of?
Also if i get drunk and start crying about the elephants you all have my permission to abandon me.
You haven't lived until you've snorted coke from a Pharaoh's hand baby
In another note. Thanks for making me get a vibrator. For real.
I just bumped into this random I hooked up with a few years ago at Steve's party. Talk about a fingerblast from the past!
And the you walked in and said to the only under age dude "IM NOT SLEEPING WITH YOU TONIGHT!!!" You may not have high standards but thanks for not sleeping with my brother!
the weird part wasn't waking up in someone else's underwear, it was how the cat was staring at me like he knew more about last night then i remembered.
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