I'm half bulimic - I binge but forget to purge
yeah after seeing those pics of her puking into my underwear drawer i remembered again why i didn't want to invite her.
you didn't check your sock drawer yet did you
I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
We made it a contest to fuck on everything in your room while you were on vacation.
Yes but from my experience being high around your own baby makes you feel like the worst kind of mom
So. I need to gloat. I couldn't exactly tell my family that I won this game by deep throating.
But it's ok cause then I turned my tequila blanket into a tequila comforter and I felt no pain
When and where the fuck did we get a beach ball??
Talking to her is like watching "Bad Life Choices: The Movie"
Holy shit, I just successfully took and sent a boob pic AT MY DESK I have conquered an entire new level of skill.
LET ME HAVE MY JUDGMENT OF OTHER PEOPLE
I wouldn't marry anyone who wouldn't symbolically fuck a doughnut with a sausage though.
Of all of my friend's husbands, I like when yours hits on me best
Awe that means so much to us
All our friends are getting married, and I'm the dateless guy bringing molly to their weddings.
did he think i wouldnt notice the naked girl in the backseat
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