and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
By the grace of god and the ingenuity of Alexander Graham Bell, this text message is made possibe: YOU ARE A WHORE
i was so drunk he made me beileve the song was called "thanksgiving sex."
Hey Operation Dumbo Drop... FYI, when you select your date this evening, our doorway is 3'x7'
someone just broke into my class and invited everyone to the bar ...now we're filling out a police report. awesome.
The freshman sure do fuck up the whataburger line at 2am
You seriously looked at the house acorss the street and implied that you thought they had nice Easters.
I remember seeing LSAT prep books and thinking "Whose room is this? I should be hooking up with them instead."
she went to her friend's wedding and caught the bouquet. as the unwilling rebound, can i run away now?
I remember nothing of last night, but I did manage to figure out which frats I went to by the trails of straw across campus.
She had an asthma attack and had to stop but insisted on getting me off. It's official she's the one
You act like tequila is some sort of sex juice
Chili is not acceptable fuck buddy food.
I need an outfit for the bar tmrw that reads I have daddy issues and would like a fancy sugar daddy.
Ok, you agree to the terms? We can have sex, but this doesn't mean we're back together...it just means we're working on things. Got it? Sign here.
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