It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
When you only buy popcorn and condoms at the grocery store they know whats up.
i kinda do this "flirt with girls and pretend to be a hot white guy named chris" thing
So I've been thinking a lot since she told me she's prego. But what I want to know is why my voice of reason sounds like Thomas fucking Jane!?
you tried to clear everyones facebook status so that yours would be the only one on everyones home page
Just woke up next to our cab driver from last night. Please tell me this isn't happening.
Well as our DD it was my responsibility to get us home safely. If that meant strapping you down to the backseat using all 3 seatbelts then so be it.
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
Just the amount of girls he locked himself in my room woth says your gonna have to take a cab bro. I don't think he's going anywhere
THERE IS SOMEONE IN MY CAR MILKING HERSELF AND TELLING ME TO TRY IT
His dick is so big it could be an arm rest.
Is there a word in the English dictionary for impressed, yet disgusted?
I think the word you're looking for is flabbergasted.
I accused him of not drinking enough alcohol and eating tacos after midnight. I was sober and he's not a gremlin. I would say bad.
Look, if a guy shows up at your house. He's short, name is Logan, has weird vertical hair, let him in, give him food, and a place to stay. He's on a ver important mission. And I am he. as he is me and we are all together. And we are the eggman, goo goo gajoob.
Nothing to be ashamed of. I bet Oprah has sharted.
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