do girls know yet that the best boners are in the morning?
if you google earth my address you can see me getting out of my car. finally my moment of being famous
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
This is worse than the time I broke into Subway to steal bread.
while being fingered today, I was told I have an abnormally deep g-spot. Now you know, I am a size queen because of SCIENCE.
He told me he doesn't dance and he hates drunken excitement. Why I ever thought it would work is beyond me.
getting kicked in the face by someone doing a keg stand. just my luck
as she was beating the hell out of his ex, she screamed prison rules, and smashed her head with a beer bottle. I'm oddly afraid yet so attracted to her now.
I'll see ya tonight at your house...and I'm bringing you a special treat that starts with a V and ends with us eventually going to rehab one day.
Want to go home, so casually slip my underwear in his pocket. Never seen him grin so big and say goodbye to his friends.
Justin just used the term "industrial strength colon blow".
He smacked my ass so hard my ass cheek looks like Wilson from Cast Away
I'm out of breath and my thighs burn but at least it's over.
Just filed for child support I hope he gets the paperwork on Father's Day
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