im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
He passes out, I smoke his kush. All's fair in love and a disappointing lack of sex.
Meet me at the corner of "what the fuck" and"how'd you get in my bed" in 10 minutes.
I planned on emotionally scarring him for life this weekend. DAMN YOU PERIOD!
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
All I can think of is a mama duck followed by her baby ducks, in brightly colored track shoes.
How high are you?
Didn't think the day of being the oldest in a club would be when I'm twenty one. Even the bouncer looked surprised when he ID me.
It only takes one line of cocaine, and you try to shotput a fucking kitchen table
Sometimes I refuse to go through a door until someone holds it open for me because I'm a fucking lady.
THE STRIPPER HAD A GUN JOHN!
my birth father cheated on his wife with my birth mother. it's literally in my blood to be a home wrecker.
It's best not to have your booty call on social media. So if they post stupid shit, you still want to fuck them.
Hey I'm trying to get back with my ex I'mm done doing whatever we were doing I hope things workout for you
Weird flex but ok.
I totally fucked your pastor last night.
You're his wife.
Still a dirty get down.
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