Dude, she's so old there's a chalk outline where her reproductive organs used to be.
Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
she works at a police station now. i think thats the definition of keeping your enemies closer.
I won't be sarcastic... just naked
We FINALLY fucked. I swear that's the longest I've ever held out for
Umm you met him three days ago....
I said what I said
im gonna make a bucket list just so i can cross off "underwater blowjob"
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
Is everything ok? Last time I missed your call you were being arrested.
The problem is drunk me is completely unaware how poor I am
Hooked up with a guy that looked like Dean Thomas. Mediocre at best, but I stopped myself from calling him Dean in bed. So I got that going for me.
congratulations on joining the accidental bisexual club
I guess I can check "drink alone in the dark" off my bucket list
Your dick is the only reason I have motivation to come back to school today
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