I mean don't get me wrong, vaginas are terrifying, they look so sneaky with all their layers and secret compartments and trap doors
Don't threaten to terrorize my ass hole unless you have to wherewithal to back it up
I have sucked so much dick this week I think I am going to start sweating semen
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
she got into med school, i feel dumb for banging her dance major friend
Fuck you, jack daniels. I feel like satan laid an egg in my brain.
It was fun until the stripper told me it was her first day and started crying.
No, I know her type. Tall, lanky, uses teeth when giving head, and runs like a giraffe. Don't do it man..
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
someone needs to name a hurricane after you
But can mardi gras accurately capture the essence of my tiny rage?
not ubering you a puppy
My joke about liking my coffee like I like my men IS ABOUT TO COME TRUE.
Great, now even dream!me is a drunken borderline mess.
congratulations on joining the accidental bisexual club
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