I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
just caught my little brother jacking off the family pet
from all the glitter we used it actually looked like a disco stick
When she sits down, she uses her fat rolls like an arm rest.
Wine smoothie.... Not as good as I thought it would be
Pretending to be straight requires way more energy than I'm willing to use in this heat.
well i had to explain to their mom why the kids i babysit for won't stop repeating the phrase "nice juicy guido"
Do you think you can get drunk by standing in a tank of vodka if it is seeping into your skin?
AND OMG I HOPE YOU ARE GREAT WITH CHILD. COOK THAT BUN!
Just found a g string in our driveway, wtf happened this weekend?
Plan B, arranged marriage to a rich Indian, is rapidly becoming Plan A. Fuck Finals.
I will sleep with anyone I have to to make sure you don't get deported
I lost my bra, he lost his virginity. Seems like a fair trade off.
Every time I started to really hate the guys on tinder, the universe throws me a muscly beardy bone.
I mean she did throw a tantrum because you wouldn't let her suck your dick
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