It started with Hannah Montana and ended with alcoholism.
I need to buy a mesh tank top to fit in in Florida. Where do they even sell that shit?
Passed out for 3 hrs til now to wake up naked on my bed covered with grass from drunk slip and slide I would call that success
James and whatshisface bought me drunks. I am drinks.
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
ever have one of those nights where you feel like you should leave the house with your insurance card? that is tonight, my friend.
Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
Sweet. I'm actually coaching my work study into a 4-girl orgy so dinner was kinda important. Yes, I'm the best boss ever.
Just saw a woman in bootie shorts and a winter coat at the library. God. Bless. Prostitutes.
I want to tell everyone I've ever met about how he him picking me up and fucking me against the wall was the highlight of my life. Worst lesbian ever.
I need a priest, doctor, and therapist after this weekend.
You came walking in the backyard at 10am, in cowboy boots, a new shirt, and had no money,....we lost you for 15 hours....i think you just need a camera crew, or an assistant. IMPRESSED!
I'm drinking and making muffins and I believe this is why God put us on earth.
You can't say "my boobs are wonderful" and not expect my drunken subconscious to focus on wanting to see them. Btw-can I see them?
Crop dusting thru forever 21
Feel free to drag me back to reality at your convenience
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