i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
I feel like if im whacking off more now that i have a gf than i did when i was single, somethings wrong.
Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
It's sad that I have started checking out the ring finger before the rack...I'm getting old
remind me not to puke in the mesh trash can tonight
he asked me to have sex with him by saying 'take one for the team'. so no we didn't do it.
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
I feel like now would be a good time to apologize for vomiting in your eye
i watched you ride a mechanical penis. nothing is awkward between us anymore.
Having vodka and cokes for lunch at work today because absolutely ZERO fucks are being given.
Remember when you fed me goldfish while I was -inside- of someone?
If she's over 40, she won't believe you if you say " I'm only going to put the head in"
So none of you told me my tits were popping out of my shirt for three hours?
We told you. Repeatedly. You said you made it look good.
Oh, and let me go get some popcorn, watching you make your own decisions should be quite the shitshow.
Well there's a microwave in my yard now too. I fucking Bruce/Caitlyn Jennered decathloned that bitch.
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