Dual....:-)
Her vagina smelled like chicken
why do you say that
chicken smells like everything
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
Don't worry. I has chaperone.
That glade motion activator thing keeps going off every time we pass the bong. I don't know what I'm getting high off right now.
I was relieved after I found the unopened condom in my pocket. Then I found the open one in the other pocket..
I never appreciated sexting until I went to rehab
And after we were done he said "Let's play a game! Who can find their clothes first"
You drink it until you puke in a vent one time and it's ruined forever.
i'm almost positive she was a dude but like it doesn't even matter
re read what you just said
It wasn't so much a one night stand as much as one night she puked on my nightstand.
You wrote me a check. For zero dollars. For my soul. Dick.
Dude, I work in two hours. Unless you can find Chris Hemsworth and convince him to have a three-way with us, I'm not getting out of bed.
He literally just patted me on the vagina and said goodnight to it.
There were a lot of gay moments in between the Strippers and coke
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