we got back to my place and he started talking about feelings. i politely told him to leave and that he managed to cock block himself.
I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
I think I found my soulmate. This guy in front of me is yelling about getting laid while holding two beers and texting. I think this is love.
i just woke up in the hallway. not my hallway. i officially raise my hand to be DD next week.
Don't bite the hand that gives you multiple orgasms
can you pick me up an extra syllabus
i passed out in the shower again
And dont tell me its his job to cockblock me just because he's my boyfriend.
My lips are red and swollen. Solid proof that giving head is a viable alternative to lipstick and plumper.
The kid across the hall found me in the hallway using a hot pocket box as a pillow. I said its okay I live here.
They broke our car window and then wrote "great night" on the next
DISHONOR ON YOU. DISHONOR ON YO FAMILY. DISHONOR ON YO COW
I'm in Florida in a retirement community the fuck am I supposed to do but watch tv and disgrace Jesus
i want george washington to fuck me as hard as he can holy shit
Sarah just give sum homeless dude a lap dance, took like 2$ worth of change from his cup and was all like, "Biiitch, this aint free"..
I'm glad you threw up in my bed because now we talk.
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