I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
I didn't think her British accent was real until I saw how fucked up her teeth were.
His sister just told me that she thinks i'm a stupid bitch and that by going thru with this I'm ruining his life.
sounds like a hell of a rehearsal dinner
if he only knew that in between each sext i was puking.
Don't get the hula weed. It makes you sleep walk in destructive and confusing ways. I'll explain on Saturday.
Tell him I thought his Superman stand on your bed and cum all over your back was quite funny
I'm laying in the fetal position on the floor of my kitchen eating potato salad with my fingers. Please come over with some real food and keep me company.
I almost itched my nose with the lit end of a cigarette. Help.
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
Walk of shame. Stopped at an estate sale on the way back to the house. Old lady pulled a condom wrapper of the back of my hoodie. beat that
I swear to all that is holy, next time you get my mom high with your "special bake sale" I am going to put your dick in the blender.
Please don't make me ever have to hear the words "the Queen's gynecologist" ever again.
I told him to come over when I realized that I did have time for a quick booty call before church.
We had sex six times. In a span of 8 hours. Confirmation I don't need to go to the gym.
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