OH RELAX, IT WAS PITY SEX.....
I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
I dont ever wanna see you tell my little brother to "spread the seed" ever again
He had on juicy sweatpants and thats when i knew he was no longer a threat.
She just sent me a picture of a heart. I need to stop fucking freshman...
So i just found out i replied to my room mates craigslist ad. Akward
Yeah, I think they knew. I smelled like that telltale combination of strippers and Easter.
And I can taste the vodka through my ears. Good god.
we traced the origins of this shit fest of a relationship back to a single instance of road head. then we did a reinacment
If i ever have a kid with an outie i'm giving it up for adoption
I only put bad things in my body...jack, caffeine, chocolate, pills, and rich's cock. It's like being holistic but exactly opposite
Definitely just found that pen in the microwave. What the fuck.
You were silly, high, and chewing on things.
I'm gonna ask his dad. Weed trumps broken heart any day.
Sober sex is weird like I didn't expect this when I got clean
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