Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
I'm like a rollypolly, I only open my legs up when I feel safe.
I havnt had this much beer since i losodt my virginity. thank. god.
Dude. Apparently I just smoked some stuff that's used for Nigerian spirit quests.
Ohh man do you know how awkward it is to keep eye contact and have a normal conversation with someone while their hand is in your vagina?
Oh wow. Was walking and just saw her in the pool, fully clothed, ranting on an alligator float. I guess i should go get her before security gets here.
She pulled out a handful of chest hair. And then gave the room a Brave Heartesque speech.
Just got motor boated by a horse in the street
I really gotta be careful. My email inbox is equal parts notifications from instructors and this dude's dick. If I get drunk and reply to the wrong thing I might get kicked out of grad school.
I just realized I'm the burger in your burger and steak anology. Very disconcerting.
We should try to put a bagel on your penis
Noo not in a booty call way, in a 'How are your abs and penis doing today?' sort of way.
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
u better not lose ur virginity to a sugar daddy who doesn’t post a pic of himself to tinder
Can you see if my straightener is in your refrigerator?
Yes. Its here..
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