VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
At the T-Rex bar with my nephew...only in Disney can I have a beer and a soda at the bar with a 4 year old
I should have but it might be too early in this fuckbuddyship to emasculate him
hes wearing the same tie today that i tied him up with last night.i wanna go home
He makes me wish my vagina was bigger... This must be what love feels like.
We got baked and watched the cheetah girls on Netflix
You need to not admit that.
i cant believe im seriously wearing his ex girlfriends underwear right now
Just stuck all that extra cocaine money we made in a savings account...like a responsible adult..
Some guy just ordered at Cosmo and 2 screwdrivers in the sky club at 8:30 am. I'm starting to feel a lot better about my alcoholism
I just coughed and my vagina hurt. We need to hook up more.
He told me to tell my ass that he loved and missed it, and even though he hasn't known it long, it might be the one for him
Would you consider masturbating to Hocus Pocus an adulthood high or low?
I know this shouldnt be a problem, but there are too many women hitting on me. I dont know what to do
Randomize
