He could be your dad!
We discussed that right before he asked for my number
Instead of a promise ring i got my clit peirced, its a promise that ill always give you ass! =]
According to Glamour magazine, experiencing sexual pleasure helps you live longer. I am dying an early death.
she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
the realtor just asked me if i've ever made meth on this property.... i need to do something about my hair
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
I'm okay.. I had a good heart to heart with the cab driver Raheem - it's going to be our year.
Wait til she sees the pic of her vag in court docs.
my mom was in labor with me for 32 hours, it's only fair to start drinking now.
it's been dubbed the summer of antibiotics
Still no second date. Guess you shouldn't show guys your taser on the first date.
I maxed out my credit card last night on powdered donuts and beef jerky
I've never been to an orgy, but I would assume nachos wouldn't be out of the question at one.
I threw up in the bathtub last night like a decent human being.
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