i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
Vibrating panties would be amazing during this conversation!
I need a gatorade, my back cracked, my crimper, my shot glass, a sock of rice and an explanation.
You did this to yourself.
You are a finance major, can I use my 529 account for your bail?
Ive seen him cuddling a giant inflatable seahorse. Nothing could be creepier than that.
Can't wait to hear which one of you won the 'fuck a bigger geek' contest last night. Queen Amidala vs Lara Croft. See you at breakfast.
Why is it that every study session with you turns into a hunt for drugs?
Just consider it? What else do you have going on today that could be as awesome as a day full of lord of the rings and sex?
There are people taking shots out of a turtle shell.
ACTUALLY FUNNIEST MOMENT OF THE NIGHT WAS WHEN YOU WERE TALKING TO HIM AND YOU SAID "WHEN YOU MEET ME IN REAL LIFE I WILL BE A LOT ANGRIER." And then he said "WHEN I MEET YOU IN REAL LIFE I WILL BE LESS DRUNK, HOPEFULLY."
I wonder if my sister will drive me around while I do bong hits in the back seat..
It's a long story, but I accidentally peed on my dog. I'll tell you about it tomorrow, and we shall never tell my wife.
We all just got ice cream, condoms, and toilet paper now were gonna go home and watch movies as a family.
Condoms?
She has my name on her bucket list. I’m either getting laid or killed
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