you dont know how to answer ppls txts anymore?!?
im sorry, i don't get text messages.
For a limited time only, free special muffin with the referral of a loyal dro customer! Have it for breakfast and be happy off your ass all day! Guaranteed! New member must buy at least an eighth. Oh and O's are on sale for 280.
You. Win. At. Life.
Dude, so the police showed up at my house with my wallet told me they found it in the church fountain then handed me a pamphlet on AA saying it was from the pastor. What happend?
Dude.. full face helmets and hangovers do not mix... I am never going to get rid of the smell of puke.
Because at some point last night we decided that shotgunning beers from a paint stick was a good idea
This chic sharing the cab with me just started givin me head. I'll be an extra 5 minutes.
Well Apparently I went to piss out my window last night, woulda been ok if I opened the window or the blinds.
All I want is a guy who will love me and occasionally shave my balls.
I found my weird threshold when Truth or Dare became everyone get naked and snort Adderall off the kitchen counter.
You said this was your mistake shot and then vomited on the tv. Never forget.
At least your road beer policy is responsible. Well, relatively speaking.
The man sent me a video of him doing the helicopter, the least I can do is go visit him in the hospital
He's perfect in every other way. Is buying him a cockring too forward or just honest?
Just beer bonged through a snorkel, add that to the list
Sorry I didn’t really get to say goodbye last night I was busy vomiting in your fathers front yard
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