drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
hey everyone... booty call? my house tonight. bring friends to fuck my friends.
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
I'm watching ellen!
just because im gay does not mean you need to notify me every time you watch the ellen degeneres show
i threw up on the table at the pizza place and peed in her room mates closet. i wouldnt invite me back either
there are ass prints on the hood of my car.
Pushiiing vjews 4 ma daz caik
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So in Aca Taco on grad night 1am, this bitch walks in alone drunk as fuck in her gown to the front of the line and says, "I graduated today...thank YOU"
Lets watch game of thrones and have sex every time someone is naked. It'll be like a drinking game but better.
I woke up to my roommate checking my pulse
I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
Please don't buy a buttplug. It won't fill the empty space in your heart.
i found you laying on the floor staring at the ceiling and you kept muttering "why" in various inflections.
I walked in the kitchen and heard her saying "We could have been so good together" as she caressed an egg with her cheek.
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