how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
My professor is talking about sperm and all I can think about is my mouth
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
Hospital. He tried giving some kid a stone cold stunner during a real fight.
Haha, oh man. I'm awake now. Slept in my headdress.
I woke up in my living room, on the floor, wearing nothing but a fur coat?
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
I feel like every time I get the courage to masturbate to a guy from Game of Thrones, they kill him off.
He woke up & asked where his pants were then asked where he was then asked who I was. Been married 20 yrs. He was drunkest ever.
I do NOT want my proposal story to start "...he was peeing on me and then..."
The man who almost made us Eskimo sisters is getting married. Of course I'll be your date. We need to toast the end of his sex life!
Like pizza and mermaids make up about 1/3 of my thoughts on the weekends.
Stop fucking Sharon's exes.
Sorry it took me so long to reply. I was fucking Sharon's ex.
For the love of god, if any of you are up, bring me pants.
Remember those two guys in our frat that would no homo everything? I just got an invitation to their wedding.
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