I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
Grab the Coors Light. Its time to get NASCAR drunk
bitch so ugly she owes me an erection
just told my mom that i'm having a bad day and she responded with "maybe you should pour yourself a nice drink". good to know that my parents support my future of alcoholism
The problem with having your drunkeness documented at a wedding is not only does it show up all over facebook, but all over professional photography websites.
promise me that when we are 32, we will look nothing like Kim Zolciak. Promise me right this instant.
It's sad the highlight of the night was you didn't electrocute yourself again.
We found her naked passed out on the bathroom floor. She didn't even make it to the shower. She was clutching the bathroom rug.
Apparently he's taking the slut he cheated on me with on a cruise for her birthday. THAT COULD HAVE BEEN ME. TITANTIC STYLE.
He's so drunk he thinks he's the ultimate warrior. Told cops he was from parts unknown. Never broke character
Blow job season was short but glorious.
I wanna fuck that hideous moustache right off your face. get the confetti ready for the festivities
I think tonight's gonna be the night I wear a go pro while trippin on acid
You took the glass microwave plate and said it was the closest thing to a frisbee, let me know how that works out for you
We had sex in Lake Michigan for an hour Sunday.
Thanks for ruining an entire lake for me. I hate you so much right now.
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