Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
being a part time student has turned me into a full time alcoholic.
no more everclear, i just stood next to the toilet and peed my pants. then went back to the party soaking wet.
That was the scariest sex i've ever heard....
It was the best sex i've ever had.
Every time I see him I get horny. I can't help it!
Just stop. You're making other wives look bad. We are all starting to hate you.
I am a woman. I need to be selective about the porn I stream on my phone. Who knows if my cell will ever get lost, who will see it and what they'd think otherwise. Keepin' it classy tampa.
I'd google it, but I don't really want my search history to say, "Name for masturbating on a flight."
We got banned from that Whataburger for life. WHATABURGER. Which is saying something. They deal with drunk dumbasses every night.
Tequila happens.
I'm pretty sure his cum gave me swimmer's ear.
Bring me that man meat
I just told a guy I'm a cross of Kim K, Hilary Clinton and a dragon... He was still into it.
How drunk are you?
Completed.
I love you more than sex with randoms.... and we all know how much I love that shit.
its liver damage thursday
The neighborhood cougar just purred at me while I was doing yard work. I’m terrified and tumescent
Randomize
