Vomit. Vomit. Whatever. You wear a tiara in public.
two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
can your parents tell?
i just had a cookie in one hand and a phone in the other and tried to eat my phone...they know
He was supposed to take me to a nice dinner, but istead all he did was get drunk and throw lit fireworks at me.
I've liked him since I puked on him on my birthday so I want it to be special.
I was just like oh sorry I'm peeling meanwhile my legs are on either side of his head and I look like a fucking Komodo dragon
Great news! In less than 2 hours, I'm ripping your underwear off with my teeth!
Pride is not for the college student young Padawan. Tequila is for the college student.
Went to night shots with Kayla... she punched this guy and I got his friends number. Not sure if she's the best or worst wingman ever.
He licked my mouth. I felt like I was making out with my dog.
I was so close to going to get my nipples pierced with my mom today
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
I’m pregaming Christmas shopping with grandma. What’s up?
being broke is really keeping my alcoholism in check
I accidentally made jungle juice last night.
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