He is such a slut. More and more my type.
So he thought it would be a nice gesture to show me his list of girls he fucked. There was 70. We then went through and put "V"'s next to all the ones that were virgins...
I fear hooking up with people who have white pillowcases because my guyliner always smears on it and i either have to A. sneak out in the night or B. wash it and see them again
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
Been considering the feasibility of adopting a kangaroo. Yes I'm very serious. And yes I'm very high.
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
Package from mother. Contents: Cookies, my old pokemon cards, and condoms. Note: "These have a July 2010 expiration date so give them away or use them with a gal that would be a great daughter in law. Love Mom" Love you too momma
I definitely recall eating shredded cheese out of the bag while you were wearing that apron.
Hillary is trying to make pickle pops with vodka and sell them to kids at the ball park.
Omg. I wanna lecture the drug dealer about how highschool should not be his glory days.
We decided to make playlists for each other. Do you know any songs that say "sorry I'm not as hot as your prostitute ex?"
But that background check said 51...Omg. If I hooked up with someone that's my dads age.....
i just tried to use a string cheese as a light source
It's a herpes check up not a beauty pageant
He said we had an hour long conversation about how awesome I was.
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