dude i was like still drunk, taking pictures of her while she was naked and asleep and she woke up
haha what'd she say
i don't know man, something about us dating. but i never talked to her sober so i said i was making breakfast and snuck out of her house. close calls man WTF
Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
I am going to be the most sexually active ladybug that he has ever seen
We named our saturday intramural dodgeball team "we're hungover". Pretty much just an excuse to fuel my alcoholism on friday nights.
They're making scrambled eggs at 2 in the morning... with rum
He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
sitting in my room in a shopping cart. they couldnt get my legs out of the holes. i want breakfast.
no one was sober enough to set up jenga so we just threw the pieces at the last person to drink
In conversation she brought up that she slept with Tucker Max on the UF football field
I learned so much about myself in that shower.
Don't use or open the microwave. It's full of smoke. Buying a new one tomorrow, will explain.
I mean of all the things to be cockblocked by, Taco Bell is pretty high on the list
I'm eating Arby's in the bathtub because I'm an adult and I do what I want
It was bad. U were calling my cat "kittiano" and playing her like a piano. Way too drunk my friend.
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