The guy in front of me in line at Starbucks looks kinda like Danica Patrick except he has a huge boner.
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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
Yes..we had amazing sex that I have a 50 percent chance of remembering.
The only downside so far to having a guy roommate is that when he's doing a walmart run, I just can't bring myself to ask him to pick up a pregnancy test for me. I feel like that's just too much too soon.
Oh, and thanks to you. I'm now stuck in the living room, held hostage, listening to my roommate's "How I discovered I was bi" story. FUCK YOU.
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
Well my friend Jon slept on the couch and I slept next to my cooked lean pocket on the carpet
My synapses wont fire in a pattern that will process those facts
I just need to stop hanging out with girls who drink wine coolers.
I'm prostituting myself for tickets to Disney World. There's a contradiction there.
I know I'm moving in six days but getting wine drunk and laying in bed just sounds so good right now
It was a "have 911 on speed dial" kinda night
Can you imagine doing supermarket sweep in a sex store? What's the sex store equivalent of a whole ham?
Me and dad were just reflecting on that time he found a gas mask bong in the backyard.
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