i never knew gatorade would taste just as good on the way back up
SOME GIRL ON THE STAIRS IN FRONT OF ME JUST FARTED AND IT WENT STRAIGHT INTO MY MOUTH!
New dating criteria: what kind of ex will this person be?
just saw an advertisement for the rock in the tooth fairy...can you say rock bottom?
Did you know even strippers have to have GED's these days??
are you just going to ignore any texts involving my penis from now on? because thats going to shut down a pretty sizeable portion of our conversations.
looking back, maybe 11 flaming dr peppers was a little extreme
Hey do you have anything at your house 30 ft. tall to throw eggs off of?
I'm just saying, margarita tuesday would turn anyone gay.
Is it bad if one of my goals right now is to snort blow through a licorice?
Don't answer that. It is bad.
It was awk he was sittin on a plastic backyard chair in his underwear and high white socks in the dark watching the nuggets game
I just ironed my gstring.. this is please fuck my brains out on a whole new level.
He was only in jail for 4 hours before he was someone's prison wife
Hey do u remember the time we used my mascara wand as a drink stirer?
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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