if you take his cock out, you have to give him a bj. it's like giving a moose a muffin.
coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
i woke up to see him pissing on your n64. thats like killing a unicorn. punishable by death for sure.
Peed in a church parking lot last night. As if Jesus didnt hate me enough already.
I returned the dress. When they asked for the reason for return I said, 'I don't deserve to wear white'.
my wrists were so small for the handcuffs, i could slip them off and hand the tow truck driver my keys....
Her exstacy made her nickname everyone David. Nobody knows who the fuck she's talking to so we just say no to everything she says. She's crying.
The usual, bring face make up, I have a weird gash on my nose, probably from my one night stand
She tried to sleep on the front steps of her salon so she wouldn't be late for work and these people put her in a cab to my house. She is nothing if not responsible. Can u imagine her boss finding her there this morning?
Employee of the year! :)
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
As long as you don't want to make a shrine out of my eyelashes It's all good
Though I do have to question why i found you and my brother passed out on his bedroom floor, no clothing between you except his tie wrapped around your dick
So many weird people in this class. I can practically taste their unwanted virginities. They taste bad.
I went to bed early to get up and have a cup of coffee and watch a Sunday sunrise; and again you come home with no shirt and more stamps than my passport. Get the fuck up now, you are taking an Uber to waffle house. The order is in you name.
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