Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
They threw a beer at you on stage and then you stopped the karaoke and cussed everyone in the bar out for 2 minutes
I'm done. I'm tired and there's a topless pic of me floating around the nation's largest 3G network.
i slept with him so i could steal the screens out of his sink faucets for my bowl when he went to sleep. not because he's funny.
It must be illegal for me to be this drunk in front of this many children
The fire alarm went off at 3 am in the freshmen dorm. So guess which junior everyone now knows is hooking up with a freshman? This girl...
Just because you can put your penis in it does not make it "good stuff".
Just had to hide the fact that I'm not wearing underwear from my 7 year old niece.
A guy in a banana suit just got the whole bus to participate in a call and response version of Bohemian Rhapsody. HERO
On the plus side, I got cel phone video of a major fox news host doing coke.
I smell like thanksgiving dinner and bad decisions. Its not even thanksgiving yet.
I think it was a low point but honestly at this point I've had so many that my life is like a valley
Ive never seen a drunk man get suplexed before last week, now its the standard requirement every time we go out.
She was all for the threesome til I showed her a pic of my boyfriend. I think I should re-evaluate my life decisions.
Nope. I'm an adult now. I can successfully avoid to vomit in defiance of the porcelain god\n
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