I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
im trying to pick out the cookie crumbs from my adderall. it is a lot harder than it seems.
We got a party bus for the nite. I found out the hard way why stripper poles are meant for girls.
We've only been driving for two hours and I'm already down 3 vicodin...I'm not going to survive this family vacation.
The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
Apparently I promised a worker at La Siesta free English lessons to make up for vomming all over the little Mariachi band.
he actually managed to pick a girl up by telling her that her skirt was ugly and she didnt do a good job with her makeup. thats some seriously low selfesteem
The waitress just told me I'm asking alot. So far I've asked for a soul, an angel and carbombs
Thanks for the cold. I shartted and sat through a whole soccer game. James made 3 scores.
Don't get me wrong, the sex itself is amazing, but I don't think I will EVER get used to her habit of singing lines Jesus christ super star when she is about to cum.
I am trying to take a picture of a man in a wheelchair trying to ship a michael jackson portrait
It's the best! If I had one wish it would be for life to be one really long gay porno. Thats what I wish for during every 11:11.
apparently when a guy says "if there's anything missing in your life, I will provide" he's not expecting attractive lesbians to be the answer.
I almost had sex in a public restroom last night in case you're wondering how much of a mess 22 is for me
You just kept yelling "you ain't got no pancake mix." to the tv screen
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