what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
weed, chlorine, and victory. my bed smells like i had sex with michael phelps.
right before he came he said "im ganna fill your stocking" nothing like holiday spirit!!
She said "Lay the fuck down and ill show you how its done. Ill get us both off." I did. And she did. Best words ever said before sex.
Apparently I confessed my love for him last night. Also, my love for cash4gold commercials.
did you seriously make the punch out of vodka and food coloring
She just tagged pictures of you wrapped in the "above the influence banner" like a toga.
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
Slipping me an edible before my ochem final was not your brightest idea. Looks like I'm switching to business.
The last thing I remember is crying and shaking my head as she was putting salt on my hand. I guess I took the shot
ted dressed as a cardinal led an expedition across campus. i felt like one of the 12 apostles.
We need to talk about your improper dealings with the town drug dealer.
Don't you hate falling asleep on the couch with a glass of wine in your hand? It's like dreaming about peeing and then realizing you've peed the bed only stickier.
how much of this shit do i need to take before i think its a good idea to set the house on fire and scream satanic mantras?
I know you would. And one day, we'll have a moment where i'll verbally assault a stranger for you.
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