can we please move this conversation out of my vagina?
Nope changed our mind. Decided your strange bacon like body odor wasn't what we want to smell tonight.
dude I just realized something - girls return my clothes washed so in thought bringing girls home is like avoiding going to the laundramat
you lied. pity sex is amazing.
The fact you even thought licking it would fix it boggles my mind
Well it worked
Not the point
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
I think I found out what we're going be for Halloween....Alcohol poisoning victims.
I'm pretty sure every guy I've been with this weekend has made a solid attempt at getting me pregnant...
I finally got out of bed at 8:30pm and my little brother informed me that I had cereal stuck to my back. I'm going to smoke a cigarette and go back to sleep.
All i remember is you yelling at a stop sign and the rest is a blur
I don't need you anyway! I have puppies and booze!
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
How was my night? He had a picture of his mom on his night stand and he yelled "Papi like" when he came. Fuck tequila.
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
Goat in kitchen.....explanation?....
Randomize
