everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
i was so high last night while i was driving i felt like i was riding a bike with no pedals
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
If there was a game called "keeping your legs shut," I would lose every time.
Yeah but he's impersonating a gargoyle jumping off of everything. Including the walls.
Afraid I'm about to get arrested. Complicated situation but not a joke. If I do not text again that all is clear within 90 minutes kindly begin bail process. I have the cash to repay as soon as I get home. Details later.
He titled his birthday party on facebook, "BJ's in PJ's- an adult slumber party." I'm the only one invited.
I also got a mission for you and you're gonna love it. Biggest. Hospital. Party. Ever.
He told me I have nice nipples. You can't just tell someone that and then leave the state!
SO EXCITED ABOUT STRING CHEESE RIGHT NOW
Oh no. Did you guys fuck on my pull out couch?
I need to be put in a corner surrounded by pamphlets of stds and babies
i refuse to sex anyone who doesn't get my lord of the rings references. no exceptions.
omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
Went as "Party on, Wayne." And left as, "Partied out Wayne in a foot boot with new medical bills." Fuck Halloween...and vodka.
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