Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost.
thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
my ass hurt today after the party last night. I wnt to the doctors and they found a coin in a ziplock bag with a note from you. WHAT THE FUCK DID U DO TO ME???
i don't think my family understands the severity of a twenty first birthday.
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
I woke up naked, with the lights on, using my backpack as a pillow and a pillow as a blanket.
Night just started and I've already seen a woman headbutt a brick wall. Unintentionally. Epic to say the least
Took "drink until he's cute" to a whole new level last night...
I got so drunk at the hockey game I bought everyone behind me in concession line a funnel cake.
Please ask me to tell you about the time I watched two of my friends chase my drunk roommate with a broken foot around downtown
But you can't tell me I give the best blow jobs and then not break up with your girlfriend who has fucking TMJ! Come on!
The best part about daylight savings time this weekend is we get an extra hour to be fucked up.
The problem I'm having with looking for jobs while drunk is reading is really hard
God specifically crafted these hands to deal out orgasms.
Randomize
