At least make sure they are 18
Why
I'm playing musical beds - it's not very fun
i'm laying naked in your bed you should probably come home
move.
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
I wasn't expecting a boner of this magnitude
We've had the 'life would be so much better if we were both lesbians' conversation too much for that to be okay.
By the end of the night i was making legitimate noises not just saying moo.
i got two bottles of merlot and sorrows to drown, you in??
Okay. But I hope it isn't expensive lingerie. Because I'm ripping it off Hulk Hogan style.
just bought myself a "your about to get violated in every way so you deserve this chipotle" steak bowl.
I paper cut my nipple reading mail topless
The guy whose house were at is drunkenly reading green eggs and ham to us in German
Yeah. I fucked her boyfriend, she knows, and she still wants to keep dating him. That's love.
all i'm saying is don't blame me if your purses are filled with whoppers
are we talking malt balls or BK?
I just slept for fifteen hours straight. It's like my body knows i'm drinking with you and is preparing..
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