I'm so bored and have no one to sexy text
Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
is it really high of me to have brought my own hot sauce to wendys?
and then the other night his penis tricked us both into sex
he just came in and straightened the chair and left again
someday when you wake up in a dumpster we'll have to have this conversation again...
There's just something about a dollar tree pregnancy test that screams THIS WASNT PLANNED!
I found someone's tooth on the stairs when I was vacuuming, and my sister found a catheter in the men's bathroom... this cleaning job is dangerous
No, your dick is problems. Anyone you fuck haunts us for the rest of the semester. If you need to get laid, I'll personally drive you out of state.
tried to chug a glass full of ice cubes. went better then expected.
Jesus himself couldn't make a better sandwich
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
I don't remember anything but bad decisions last night
Sorry I banged your sister. But in my defense you ain't fucked me in a month. In fact I should get a medal for keeping it in your family.
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