i jus pukd everywherw but i took a showr, come cuddle
my financial goal is to have my cable back before football season starts
I want to apologize in advance in the event I put my boobs in your face
was i strangled at any point last night? or was his dick just that long
Cock is NEVER random. You may quote me on that.
So your bra was hanging in the Christmas tree last night at some point I think
i want to live in a society where a 20 year old can wear pigtails and not get them called handlebars, because i look fucking adorable in them.
We were licking ciroc off the poker table
During sex his mom asks from the other side of the door, "Do you like avocados?" Who doesn't like avocados?
Some girl is sitting topless in the kitchen and having a Skype video chat with some guy. I already like it here.
He was super adorable, like I wanna pinch his cheeks while I fuck him...
Why do I know about what dicks have been in your mouth but didn't know you had a dog? What kind of friends are we??
So I remember having an orgasm, but I didn't wake up next to anyone. Your dog is afraid of me. Is this a sick joke?
He showed up completely drunk with a 30 of PBR and ten cans of Spam. I like this kid.
You should not be involved with someone who smells like that. Because that smell seriously does not go away. Even if you can't actually smell it at any given point, it will still haunt you
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