Anal astronaut?
Wow word travels fast.
office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
you were so drunk when the pizza guy got there you told him that you didn't have any money and would trade him the pizza for 3 Porno movies and he totally did it. I may never have to pay for pizza again
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
Dont forget about the tuna sandwich behind your TV
Pushiiing vjews 4 ma daz caik
Lyk hr kuds 4
Ok! I picked up an anti-celebratory bottle of champagne on the way to dinner for her going to rehab. That's how I feel about this...
He was sucking my nipples then stopped, looked me dead in the eyes and said "im gonna cum for my babygirl"
Def something wrong w taking plan b with your daughters juice box
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
I think I might get 604 tattooed on my ass tonight...
Last night I went to spank her while she was riding me and sack-tapped myself.
they set my background as his mugshot to remind me "having a big penis won't be a valid excuse in a court room."
I made a White Russian but saw how early it was and decided to substitute it for milk in my lucky charms. This is what it means to be an adult.
Enjoy your early 30’s! You’re still young enough to catch a twenty something that can fuck 4 times a day, hot enough to date forty year old penises that can last long enough to give you multiple orgasms
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