Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
Duck Duck Cougar?
hot girl, 5 o clock
do you know how to read a clock?
I figured it out. hungover me hates drunk me, drunk me hates sober me, and sober me hates being sober. so yes, were blacking out tonight.
I don't remember how we paid for the cab. I do however remember giving him my heels 2 help with the bill.
He just told me that he goes squirrel hunting. NO LONGER BANGABLE.
Do you think if you have sex with a girl twin, her twin brother feels it to? Woke up at her house and they both have a look of disappointment on their faces.
Yeah man i woke up and only had a Jimmy John's wrapper covering myself..
Also, I'm sat on the floor drinking cava because life is just not working for me tonight.
i could have been the DD. this is ridiculous. i'm the most sober and getting the least ass.
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
If my eyeballs could make a sound to describe how they feel they would just say uhhhhhhhhggggggghhhhhh.
I give out orgasms like candy and ride a motorcycle...how is that not appealing
The amount of guys I've turned down for you is disgusting... You better love me.
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
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