I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call.
Holy shit, you lost your virginity on 11/11/11. Now every time someone fucks you, they can make a wish. Your vagina has officially been transformed into a wishing well.
So how much of last night are we going to pretend never happened? Enough to stay friends?
i know it happened because it happened right beside me, and at one point on top of me.
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
The only people in the library at 5:00 on the friday after finals are homeless or pre-med.
I just found your ripped underwear on my chandelier. Care to explain?
George Washington did not fight for our freedom just to have people shit themselves all night
.......he just venmo charged me for the burrito I was eating while he broke up with me
The taste of regret at 8am, yup that taste is Jack Daniel's
You kept licking my face. You said you were making sure I was real.
Bitch how dare you drink my dos equis
last time we tried to watch a movie together, we ended up having really aggressive sex. during the Lion King. so what Disney classic will we be ruining this time?
I love you, but seriously, that was way too long a thesis on an Arby’s curly fry being wrapped around schlong!
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