I look like Roseanne just got in a bar fight with Rosie O'Donnell.
U of I kids don't fist pump to Sweet Caroline. Get me the fuck out of here.
It's refreshing to see you in something that is stained with something other than vomit and spilled alcohol.
Well I say she's a whore. All four of her kids have different last names.
BUT, one is Johnson and the other is Johnston. She gets some credit for that
This is so pathetic it makes me miss snorting lines alone in my room listening to 'one more drink'.
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
Dude shes not that fat. Plus, last night I probably would've done it too.
our flight took off 8 am and the bar didn't close til 5, so we decided it was a good idea to just stay out all night. Drunk logic is awesome. We were all scared we wouldn't get let onto the plane
This is what you sent me from the other side of the pool, "Idk but thers a pool n l wanna get naked take off my trunks ill paddle with my dick"
with hottub sex, handcuffs, Pocahontas themed lap dances, and eating pumpkin pie off each other, I'm gonna say thanksgiving will be a success ;)
Just licked cheese from my hot pocket off my phone. I spilled because I was eating a Popsicle at the same time. Send an adult please
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
I'm on the porch day drinking and the neighbor is in his yard screaming about his amazing sandwiches, maybe we should move.
Here's the thing. Kinda drunk. Eating leftover soup. In bed. Watching Disney channel.
Btw, you owe me. One (1) orgasm.
Randomize
