One girl and one boy is just not enough.
We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
I'm currently blowing up the downstairs bathroom at work. I wish I could foursquare this.
I think I just found part of a tooth on my bed... What goes on in here?
Oh my god I'm so bored. The virgin is so disinteresting when I'm not trying to cum on her face.
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
Just had to masturbate in the bathroom because mom changed my room into a "knitting" room. I hate coming home.
Whoever invented the gimlet should be given a medal and then shot
I accidentally called my professor daddy...and I think he liked it. Help, I'm scared.
He broke into my house because he missed me. Then ends the relationship because I'm the needy one. Ironic much?
I just turned down the best booty call of my life because I have to make a cheesecake. I guess this is growing up.
Doug the spinning teacher gave me chlyamdia
Jealous. I want an iud. Maybe there's a late night bodega that'll insert one for me
She came into the salon and said, "Don't judge me. Yes that's cum in my hair and I want a shampoo, cut and style."
Your aunt just offered to blow me for a ride home....how did you end up such a prude?
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