She announced her abortion via fbk
He sat on a barstool and did the robot for 3 hours - I'm pretty sure he enjoyed himself.
She kept saying "I'm going to hell" the entire time we were fucking. I really wasn't sure what to do... so I agreed with her.
That was definitely the right answer.
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
Well... first you killed the girls goldfish, then you shoved her face in your armpit, made her cry, got kicked out, ate your cigarettes, and passed out in her driveway. Pretty successful night if you ask me
I deserve like a purple heart or something. I just made it all the way drunk through my 2 story house without making a sound. While carrying a trombone.
Cock is NEVER random. You may quote me on that.
I asked for a steak knife but the waitress could see in my eyes it was a bad idea
Had sex with him again...yikes. and the whole time he kept saying "i wish we could do this forever." Forever lasted about 45 seconds
I tried getting kicked out of my favorite bar. No matter what I did, I could do no wrong
Idk I was embarrassed that I hit it too hard so I played it off by spitting out bong water like a 'whales blowhole'
I need a conscience and I need it yesterday.
I've lost every trace of self esteem. Even sneaking a BJ in the coffee room has lost it's luster.
Your babysitter texted, wants me to pay with weed. I don't know where to get any & don't want to. Will she take cigarettes instead? Or um, cash? Like a person?
So I've already made 5 bad decisions today, wyd?
Randomize