it was the worst sex ever in the history of sex. i mean ever. and he thought he was great. actually told me he was the best id ever had...what was i supposed to say? lol...i've had better times by myself. seriously.
Ur dog is a babe magnet. Reminds me of me
It's really awkward to greet the pastor when I know I've licked chocolate syrup off his daughter's chest.
OMG THIS GUYS LICENSE PLATE IS GETTNHRWET
He started to lose his balance halfway through his "commencement speech" at the top of the staircase. The rest is bloody, profanity-laiden history.
he pulled a $400 bottle of champagne out of the back part of his toiled and I was ready to blow him then and there
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
I'm smoking a bowl with matches and a candle while my mother washes dishes downstairs. I thought adulthood was supposed to be different.
I guess "Ass Fun Friday" is not a thing no matter how many times I say it or bring it up in conversation...
Ok. You have started something that can only end with a picture of the inside of my butthole. It may happen today or next year, but it's on my agenda.
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
im in DESPERATE NEED OF A COMPANION RIGHT NOW I’M MOTHER FUCKING TRIPPING SOLID GOLD BALLS
I love you even if you are fucked up. If you fall, i'll just get on top of you.
Just saw a hotel with a bunch of mattresses in the parking lot. Made me think of you.
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