I found your twin in sf. His name is ryan. And you are the evil one.
you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
he was cradling you in his arms feeding you rum straight from the bottle and you kept sucking his fingers.
If Megan asks I spilled my water water all over her. I pissed on your roommate. You're welcome. I expect you to keep that on the down low. Seriously tell her the water thing
can you just act like it's not so easy to get a blowjob from me??
I thought he was walking around the front. I just hit and run my booty call. I'm the worst non girlfriend ever
being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
GOOD NEWS I CAN BRING THE VODKA IN MY LUGGAGE
The only word that describes how much hair I shaved off of my ass is "considerable".
His dick is a skeleton key. It fits everywhere.
I hear my roommate snoring and I feel bad for his girlfriend but then I hear them having sex and I guess it all works out in the end.
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
Idk if I want to put a bra on
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