fuck off i hope your children turn out to be republicans
there r dinosaurs outside my house i hear them
pretty sure those are just snow plows....go back to bed
Well.. considering he unknowingly dated a prostitute, I consider myself the winner in that break up.
I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
bad sex. bad bad bad. it was like trying to pick up an overcooked noodle with an empty pringles can. why do these guys always seem to find me?
ATTN: We are officially 15 weeks from our annual "Get-Mega-Stoned-and-BBQ" event. Start saving up the proper supplies. That is all.
Soggy bong water carpet is the worst kind of carpet.
I'm currently deliberating if I'm going to be too drunk on New Years to handle wearing false eyelashes.
Yeah. I found my shirt from last night while walking back to the bar to get my purse/phone this morning. I'm never going to even ask what actually happened. Be glad you moved 7 states away.
Is it awkward to pay for your boob job with scholarship money? Either way, it's happening.
That song just makes me wanna take off my top and shake my titties all around the club.
It got to the point where I was so drunk, playing rock paper scissors as a drinking game seemed like a good idea.
Yeah that was post sex. I was thinking in my mind, no wonder he didnt ask me to call him daddy since he actually is a dad
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